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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"
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"Fuck you KFC with your ""we don't serve hot dogs"" and your ""we don't accept $30 bills""."
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"What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!"
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"Q: Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement? A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances."
"There are 10 different types of people in the world Those that understand binary, and those that don't"