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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit it in the face with an axe."
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"Why are gay people such good swimmers? because they are flambuoyant"
"What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship? ""Okay men, get on the ship."""
"Best exercise to lose a few pounds... So my friend who is a fitness instructor just came up with a new exercise to lose pounds in just a matter of days. He calls it the ""Brexit""."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The bitch can suck my dick in the dark for all I care...."
"What's the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts."
"People mistook me for a racist Some people at the park had assumed I was a racist because they thought I had said ""sand nigger"" Really what I said was; ""Get out of the sand, nigger."""
"After a terrible storm, a farmer realizes he needs to revamp his fence. Sorry, repost."
"What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal? Half Calf"
"My ten year old son just asked me what were the 80's like. So I turned the Wi-Fi off and took away his smart phone."