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Joke of the Day
"I was so tired during Hunger Games, I was nodding as much as Phillip Seymour Hoffman"
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"Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!"
"What did the nutrionist say to the zombies as they were breaking down the doors of a hospital in West Hollywood? ""Don't forget to eat your gays and invalids."""
"Idea to help fight the obesity epidemic in America: Force Walmart to keep their parking spaces at least 200 yards from their entrances."
"Fella goes to the house of ill repute. Lady meets him at the door and he asks ""how much""? ""$25"" she sezs. ""You gotta be putting me on"", sez Fella. ""No, that's another $5"" sez Lady."
"I bought a Female Golden retriever and named her Sophia... Because she's my Golden Girl."
"I spent the last two years trying to find my ex girlfriend's killer. No one will do it."
"Use conditioner... Shampoo burns (;"
"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."
"Red sky at night; shepherds delight, red sky in morning; shepherds warning Minced lamb, potato, onion and carrot; shepherd's pie."