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Joke of the Day
"I saw a snail driving in a car with a big s on it. It was amazing to see that escargot"
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"Genie: Sure about this? Me: C'mon do it Genie: It's your last wis- Me: I WANNA BE RICH Genie: Alakazam! Hi Rich, I'm Genie"
"Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!"
"How do you describe getting cancer on your resume? As a real growth opprotunity"
"If Trump wins the election ... What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto? ""Make America good again."""
"Simba - ""welcome to... The bone zone"" Nala - ""the what?"" Simba - ""elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"""
"How to sound authentically Irish when bewildered, befuddled, confounded, or just generally in a tizzy. Say this phrase: Whale oil beef hooked."
"*wants space* *eats Milky Way*"
"What do you call a gay chemist? Homogeneous."
"Synchronized diving would be far more interesting without the pool."