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"*wants space* *eats Milky Way*"
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"It's so hot outside, I bet Jehovah's Witnesses are going to start telemarketing."
"[blind date] OK don't let her know you're a remote control ""Your eyes are beau- *sinks into seat crevice, lost for weeks* DAMMIT NOT AGAIN"
"What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian? Dental floss."
"The most maddening part of your parents giving you annoying advice is that they're usually right."
"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances... Well, she's in for a shock."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing... They're both stuck up cunts."
"A Goat walked into a bar, and the bartender said WTF is a Goat doing in here? the end"
"Don't hand out condoms to high school students. Take away their deodorant and toothbrush. That'll cut down teen pregnancy"
"My boss wanted me to sign up for the company 401k. I told him, ""No way, do you have any idea how far that is?"""