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Joke of the Day

"Me: *reclines* Nice Wife: I still can't believe you bought a used gynecological exam table Me: I can see the tv perfectly between my legs"

"what happened when the blond tried giving her boyfriend a blowjob while he was driving? they both fell off the motorcycle"

"What do the mafia and 69 have in common? A slip of the tongue and you're in for some shit."

"The jerk store called. Instead of texting. Typical"

"Leaving your cell phone unlocked near your girlfriend is like leaving a cake near a fat kid"

"I've finally taken the time to list my collection of John Lennon memorabilia on eBay. Imagine all the PayPal."

"What do you call a fat asian? A chunk. (Chink)"

"Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well"

"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? *The taste.*"

"What is the easiest way to know if a rabbit is homosexual? His carrot smells like shit"