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Joke of the Day

"what happened when the blond tried giving her boyfriend a blowjob while he was driving? they both fell off the motorcycle"

"Skipping School Grandpa: ""Go hide, your teacher is here because you skipped school today!"" Boy: ""No you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""

"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."

"Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease? Because the condition was untweetable."

"""Hey bro shotgun this beer"" No I don't drink ""You wanna be cool don't you?"" I don't drink ""C'mon NERD!"" Grandma PLEASE stop"

"CHIPOTLE MANAGER: we can't figure out why these e.coli outbreaks keep happening ME: [bathing in a tub of salsa in the back] ya very weird"

"How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw."

"Tower: Lufthansa 893 you're number one check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked they're all working."

"Why did the boy die? Because he ate honey nectar and then went to the store and tried to buy some mustard and got eaten by a Stegosaurus"