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Joke of the Day

"What do the mafia and 69 have in common? A slip of the tongue and you're in for some shit."

"Learning about frequency is so boring ... It literally Hertz."

"I went into panera the other day The clerk said, ""do you want a side of chips or a French baguette?"" I replied, ""never baguette."""

"Having sex with people that have low IQs is f*cking stupid"

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"

"First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes but they're all very unsavory."

"The problem with protests... Is that once things start to get lit, the cops show up and ruin it."

"What's the difference between a bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean"

"What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common? They are both generators (jenner-rater)"

"It's a real Challenger When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said ""Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"" I am a bad person."