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Joke of the Day

"What do the mafia and 69 have in common? A slip of the tongue and you're in for some shit."

"I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?"

"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."

"You might not be a Bulls fan, but I know you felt it when this D rose."

"What is the French verb that means ""To declare war""? *Surrendre*"

"Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway."

"Why did the condom cross the road? It was pissed off. :3"

"*Running late *Light turns green but car in front wont go *About to honk when reads bumper sticker: honk if you love disco *Is late for work"

"I bet old hobbit ladies watched a lot of ""Mordor, She Wrote."""

"Two condoms walk by a gay bar . . . . . . one looks to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""