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Joke of the Day

"Turns out Danny Devito isn't so short after all... ...just found out the figurines on his parents' wedding cake were actual size."

"My job is top secret Even i dont know what im doing"

"What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium? It's CoRnY"

"In middle school chuck Norris was assigned an essay about what courage was. He got an A+ by turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name on it."

"Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. LOL just kidding it was double homicide."

"I'm what you might call 'internet pretty', meaning I'm really your dad."

"Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because may be 8 didn't have charging jack"

"What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink? A communist party"

"The Bigger Family Mr and Mrs Bigger had a baby boy. Who was bigger, the baby or his mom? The baby, because he's a little Bigger."

"I stepped on a corn flake Now I'm a cereal killer."