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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well"

"Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow."

"I joined a poker tournament with a bunch of people who do origami. I'm gonna dominate, cause these guys always fold."

"I like my pizza ""Chicago"" style. full of bullet holes."

"Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry miss I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret."

"Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears."

"Yo mama so fat... ...every year she win the Mrs. Hungary Pageant without even entering."

"I'm not intimidated by a pretty woman. I'm intimidated by smart women, who happen to be pretty."

"So I was talking to this dolphin the other day. It was so gnar"

"The first self driving commercial cars license plate should be... 'AFKBRB'"