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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican who likes little kids? A pedrophile."
Next Joke
"Here's the joke: I'm bad at insinuating. A*hem*, I **said** I'm bad at insinuating!"
"What do you call fish with no eyes? A fsh."
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
"Thanks, Santa! I totally wanted a hangover!"
"Dolphins don't do anything by accident.. Always on porpoise."
"Did you hear about the beaver who went to the bar but forgot his wallet because he'd just shape-shifted from another water mammal? He says to the bartender ""I must've left it in my otter pants."""
"You know what Schwarzenegger is up to these days? He's an exterminator."
"I learned how to talk to animals today.. Now they just have to learn to listen"
"I went to see an evening of vegetables doing stand-up last night. It wasn't to my taste though - too many crudites"