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Joke of the Day
"Why did seedless grape cry? Unable to produce child."
Next Joke
"I love it when you call me Medium Poppa! Throw your hands in the air if you's a moderately attractive single lady with no kids or debt!"
"I don't know what disturbs me more about my attraction towards my girlfriends mother. The fact that she's 51 or the fact that she's also my mother."
"Call me old fashioned, but I'm dying of smallpox."
"To be honest She: You cannot find another girl like me Me: I'm not looking for another one like you"
"What do they call deepthroating in Asia? They don't have a word for it."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!"
"Why doesn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in other boxes."
"I swear that I'm not addicted to cocaine... ...I just like the way it smells."
"I hope my children have crippling OCD because free housekeeping would be sweet."