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Joke of the Day
"What do they call deepthroating in Asia? They don't have a word for it."
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"I'd submit a joke about the World trade center building But 9/11 Americans wont get it."
"What do black people get after death? Nigger mortis"
"What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A private tooter"
"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"
"I am in the S&M period in my relationship She sleeps, I masturbate."
"If you think grammar isn't important, well, it's."
"Sending 17 text messages explaining why you're not crazy seems a little counterintuitive."