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Joke of the Day
"Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the other cider."
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"I wonder which lie came first: ""Oops, wrong hole!"" or ""That's never happened before!""?"
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"Newark International Airport: You want urine on the floor? We got urine on the floor!"