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Joke of the Day

"I went to the club, now my friends call me Cheers... ...Because I star Ted Danson (say it out loud now)"

"I don't know why this driver threw his hands up and asked what I was doing. I thought it was pretty clear I was cutting him off."

"A man knocked on my door the other day with a beard. No wonder I didn't hear him."

"Why do all polish names end in ski? Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)"

"What's the secret to a great joke The timing. The timeing."

"Who decided to call them a personal trainer and not a gym reaper?"

"What's brown and sticky? A stick..."

"What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt? NaCl-more."

"The punchline is ""because he was trying to make ends meat."" You make up the joke. Let's see what you got."

"Civil war To all of the Hillary supporters who are unhappy with the election and would like to start a civil war, just remember, you are on the side that doesn't want any guns."