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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a bus station filled with elderly and a crab with boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean"

"What's the worst thing about Fridays? Realizing it's only Tuesday."

"A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear on the count of 3 Uno, dos... Suddenly the magician disappears without a tres."

"There was once a magical tractor... It turned in to a field"

"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."

"Swimming Is Good For You... Especially if you are drowning."

"I'm making a bucket list, Some of the girls on my friends list are on it"

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun."

"It's not difficult to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile One will see you later, the other in a while."

"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."