186830
Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about 90's kids? They fight back."
Next Joke
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne"
"My teen sent my call directly to voicemail on the phone she used to have."
"Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh."
"PARTY GUEST: So, how did you two meet? HUSBAND: Oh, it's a bit of a fairytale, right darling? [wife is clearly a wolf in a dress] WIFE: Yes."
"What do you call a scientist that measures things in space? A cosmetrologist."
"How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb? One Brazillion."
"I Have plenty of girls who can suck, I'm looking for the one who can blow my mind."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"
"What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house? Cinnamon Ghost Crunch"