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Joke of the Day
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne"
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"Did you hear about the gay turtle? Finally came out of it's shell."
"What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna the first time he saw her? I'd hit it"
"Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)"
"cop: [making list of animals that escaped] zookeeper: ""the tigers should be your top priority"" cop: [scribbling out ducks] ""obviously"""
"Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac"
"A Statistic Nine out of ten prisoners enjoy prison rape."
"A woodworm walks into a bar... and says, is the bar tender? ba dum tsss"
"My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you'll need a shovel and map to find him."
"What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff? Legendary"