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Joke of the Day
"I like my eggs ovariesy"
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"[interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Superman: Seriously?"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about a dollar seventy nine, deer nuts however are just under a buck"
"What do wolves even want from the moon?"
"Dad, I'm cold.. Dad : Go stand in the corner son. Son: why? Dad: because its 90 degrees"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scout comes back from camp!"
"We've all seen that person on Social Media who likes to debate things as if they are a college professor. Dude...you're arguing with someone who uses ""dat"""
"Im pretty sure my dick is a masochist It loves being beaten every day"
"Doctor Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do Sir this is a fish and chip shop!"
"My retirement plan is pretty much dependent on the Mayans being right."