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Joke of the Day
"Your mama is so ugly that when she met Bill Cosby he made her espresso."
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"Sees friend from highschool. Gives friend a big hug. Refuses to let go of friend. Becomes siamese friends."
"A ghost walks into a bar and howls Sorry sir' the barmen replies.""We don't serve spirits after eleven"""
"Red light special: that smug look that you give the driver who was speeding and cut you off then ended up beside you at the red light."
"Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration Camp"
"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."
"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""
"I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, ""You once told me..."""
"There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face."
"a short fortune teller escaped from prison she's now a small medium at large"