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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Where'd you buy my gift? Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right? Me: Coupon? *wife faints*"

"Psychics develop their ""6th sense"" as soon as their sense of shame is dwarfed by their sense of how gullible people are."

"What did God say after creating man? I must be able to do better than that."

"Hungry Hungry Hippos must get tired of eating the same thing? White spheres, again?"

"My New Year's Resolution 1920 x 1080"

"If Hilary and Trump are stranded on a raft in the ocean, who survives? America. America survives."

"Whats the problem with feminist picnics ? None of them make the sandwiches."

"What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand . . . cuatro cinco"

"I saw a sale ad for Extenze male enhancement pills... it was half off!"

"I see dead people. No wait, I take that back. I see people I want dead."