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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes."
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"How do you turn soup into gold? You add 24 carats!"
"Rodney Dangerfield joke I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!"
"Accidentally pressed 2 for Spanish and Donald Trump's security team came out of nowhere to deport me."
"What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use? McRibbed"
"Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication"
"What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of? Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark."
"Break ups are the worst in China. You see her face everywhere."
"TIL that I'm dyslexic. Whoops, wrong bus."
"A little boy says to his dad 'What is the difference between wealth and poverty?' And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'"