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Joke of the Day
"My GF lost 250 pounds. She dumped me."
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"Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted"
"Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?"
"My neighbor seriously just asked me, ""Does Canada have 4th of July?"" I said ""No, they skip from the 3rd to the 5th, eh? I need to move."
"[first date] Me: that is hilarious Date: ... Me: wait, bread or dead? Date: how would my parents be bread?"
"What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot."
"If by ""chivalry is dead"" you mean ""I put my coat in a puddle for my wife so she's making me do laundry for a week"" then yes chivalry is dead"
"If you are skydiving and your parachute doesn't open, don't worry You've got the rest of your life to fix it."
"A man wanks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""We don't serve your typo here"""