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Joke of the Day

"My doctor told me, ""If you don't quit smoking, it doesn't really matter how poorly you eat"" and that was the best day of my life."

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"If you buy a house off Craig's List, it comes with a free serial killer."
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"Behind every ladybug there's a gentleman bug who is tired of dealing with her."
"I got my first email address in 1999 to keep in touch with a girl I met in Poland. She's dead now but I still use email."
"Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet."
"What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer after there's no more Job's"
"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"