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Joke of the Day
"Whats the definition of love true love and showing off? Spitting swallowing and gargling."
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"*washes your smart car with a moist towelette*"
"What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention."
"Me: Do you have any wrongdog? ""Ugh fine what's wrongdog"" Me: thank you so much for asking I'm doing terrible"
"I told my wife I was making venison for dinner.. She said ""oh, deer"""
"What does all pirate music have in common? It's all played in the high C's."
"What did Obama say to his depressed painter? It's going to be all white."
"Why did the pedophile go to Walmart? He heard that boys pants were half off."
"What does Mike Tyson eat after a long time on twitter? Tweets of course! ....and then your family."
"It's not a matter of WHEN the world will end... ...it's WHICH Applebee's you find out at."