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Joke of the Day
"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."
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"Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town? They wished it was Anubis."
"Autocorrect changed ""you flatter me"" to ""you flatten me"" and shit just got really weird."
"BLONDE LUCK A blonde was at a gumball machine. She kept putting quarters in and getting gumballs out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, ""Shut up! I'm winning."""
"Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries."
"In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a very generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research."
"Text REDCROSS to a girl and be like"" oops wrong number, I was trying to donate for the 5th time today"" then she'll sex you guaranteed."
"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool."
"Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman? Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old."
"I hang out with people smarter than me so when the zombies attack they will eat their brains first while I escape. Who's the idiot now Mom!?"