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Joke of the Day

"In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a very generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research."

"Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead."

"Knock Knock..... who's there? Owls. Owls Who? Yes they do..."

"Just vacuumed my couch and found 16 bobby pins, 84 cents, 3 kinds of cereal, a spoon and a live hedgehog."

"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""

"A child's purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals."

"Grandpa: ""My joints are stiff."" Me: ""Don't roll them so tight."""

"Where do you put a black jew? the back of the oven!!!!"

"How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer (I heard we're doing pirate jokes today)"

"What do lonely terrorists have sex with? Blow-up dolls."