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Joke of the Day

"Autocorrect changed ""you flatter me"" to ""you flatten me"" and shit just got really weird."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road Wtf Idk"

"95% of the men's fashion budget on 'American Idol' goes to leather cuff bracelets and wallet chains."

"Did you hear about the patriotic zombie who wanted to serve his country? He joined the Marine Corpse."

"If I was in StarWars I would probably just be that guy that keeps turning his lightsaber on and off and on and off like a pen."

"One liner. I have a cold. The stuff that's coming out of my nose could turn turtles into ninjas."

"Jaden Smith goes into the bar gain bin at Costco"

"What's long and hard and screws people? An exam."

"What do you call a french gayman? A faguette."

"Did you know people that often misspell have the same blood type? Type-O"