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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!"

"What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!"

"What is a gay dinosaur called? Nsfw Megasorass"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, feminists can't change anything."

"The Government"

"Mike's Hard Lemonade is basically Kool-Aid with a squirt of Purell in it."

"He looks at her, she undresses him with her eyes His clothes fall Whoa whoa. Are you a witch lady because that was creepy.."

"Wanna hear a joke about Kraft Macaroni and Cheese? I would tell you but its dangerously cheesy."

"Saw a hitchhiker holding a sign Anywhere But Here' So I swerved, hit him. Now he's in a ditch. Hope that's ok, he wasn't really specific."

"What happened when the cow tried to milk itself? It was an udder catastrophe."