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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why there are so many great bakeries in Germany? They had to do *something* with all of the ovens."

"A man... A man tried to catch fog, he mist"

"What's an SJW's favourite animal? A Pander."

"Why did the cheese go to the museum? To get cultured"

"Whats the difference between light and hard You can sleep with a light on."

"I made fun of my friend for getting off to humiliation porn. He came."

"What do you call it when a homeless wino robs a gay man in a park late at night? A WHAM reunion."

"why don't spiders go to school.. Because they learn everything on web. :( i know i suck at jokes."

"If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!"

"[Office] Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now. Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name."