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Joke of the Day

"He looks at her, she undresses him with her eyes His clothes fall Whoa whoa. Are you a witch lady because that was creepy.."

"www.google.corn"

"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."

"I always wonder what the nurses reaction was like after I leave a half eaten sandwich in a coma patients hand."

"I try to avoid buying into this ""Americans are stupid"" stereotype but, for fuck's sake......"

"What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks!"

"I had two gorgeous cats... One was called Idonknow and the other Idonremember. Unfortunately, idonremember jumped from the Golden Gate bridge and died. Which dog remained alive?"

"The hardest part about being a photographer is deciding which half of my picture to ruin with my giant ugly company watermark."

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts. Cause a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."

"Ladies, holding out on sex with your man to get what you want will not work. He will just take longer showers."