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Joke of the Day
"What would happen if pigs could fly? Bacon would go up!"
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"A reporter told the police that someone hacked his computer and removed the first line of every story. There are no ledes."
"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in front and the asshole in the back."
"I hate buying feminine products! How am I supposed to know if this is the right kind of broom or not? "
"Today I sent out a text saying, ""Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?"" 12 people called me...I need damn smarter friends."
"My mom wants a new cooking skillet for Christmas. I haven't got the dough, but oh well, we'll see how things pan out."
"What is Hitlers favorite juice shop? Jamba Jews"
"Raspberry buy guitar Raspberry take lessons Raspberry answer ad Raspberry show up at drummer's house Raspberry plug in Raspberry Jam"
"I went to an airport the other day. As I was about to catch a plane, I thought ""My dog would be proud."""
"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"