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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the cow tried to milk itself? It was an udder catastrophe."
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"Gross I like my pussy like I like my steak... Pink and bloody. I'm so sorry. My friends are twisted."
"A funny 1-liner I'm more tired than the Michelin Man."
"Dear Santa, Please send gift cards. Your taste has gotten significantly worse in recent years."
"What's the difference between oral sex and...... Brussel Sprouts? If you're forced to have either as a kid you're going to hate it as an adult."
"I don't know if I like my new haircut, but it will grow on me."
"I have Tindr hair.... It's messy, dry, and I swipe it to the right hoping for good looking results."
"When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams."
"On a scale of Alligator to Gorilla.... How shitty of a parent are you?"
"Why are Jewish movies different from other movies? Because they are uncut."