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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 9/11 and Tianjin? I'm only 75% sure Jews did Tianjin"

"What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely? An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible...."

"What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? The Army."

"Knock Knock...Who's there? HIPPA...HIPPA Who?...Sorry, Can't tell you."

"What kind of music do sponges listen to? Raggaeneration."

"I got my haircut the other day... ...and I just saw my barber at the grocery. He asked how I liked my haircut. I told him I didn't like it at first, but its growing on me."

"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Years resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"

"I need to stop drinking so much milk. It's an udder disgrace."

"There are 10 types on people in the world Those that understand binary code and those that don't."

"Step 1: Walk on water. Step 2: Turn water into wine. Step 3: Prophet"