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Joke of the Day
"What did the optometrist give Helium? A pair of noble glasses"
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"I told my mate that I couldn't make his wedding as I'm going to a brothel. ""You fucking arsehole"" he said. ""Depends how much money I have""."
"Anyone who says living well is the best revenge has clearly never relocated a bat colony while their enemy was at work."
"Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it."
"My father's such a condescending man ... Since he died he's always looked down on me."
"A programmer had a problem... A programmer had a problem. He thought ""I know, I'll solve it with threads!"". has Now problems. two he"
"If you are scared of pedophiles Grow up."
"Dragon. Knock Knock? Who's there? Dragon. Dragon who? I was dragon my balls across your mom's face last night."
"When people ask What Would Jesus Do, I remember how he hid in that cave for 3 days after people were so mean to him. That's more my speed."