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Joke of the Day
"What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays."
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"Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain."
"What music does a balloon really hate? Pop"
"I just bough t a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and *puts on sunglasses* Look cool."
"Knock Knock... 1.Knock knock. Whos there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!"
"[murder scene] Snail detective 1-He left a decent trail SD2- Let's track him down *10 hours later* SD1-Damn that guy is fast"
"How many men does it take to open a beer? None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you."
"Why do they never serve a beer at math party? Because you can't drink and derive"
"I opened a company selling prayer mats with land mines in them.. Prophets are going through the roof!"
"What did Stella McCartney say during a threesome? Come together Right now Over me"