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Joke of the Day

"How did the Jewish Pedophile try to pick up kids? Hey, you kids wanna buy some candy?"

"Shout-out to my grandma Because that's the only way she can hear me."

"This month is called ""February,"" that stuff is called ""snow"" and unless you live in what's called the ""tropics,"" drop the shock and awe."

"When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman"

"Whats the difference between a mosquito and your mom? The mosquite stops sucking when I slap it."

"How many people wrote ""anti-oepidus"" 1 3/5"

"They refused to take my order just because I was wearing a dastardly Dracula cape. The people at the blood bank have no sense of humour."

"""The hits just keep on coming."" - A radio Dj/abusive parent."

"What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can sleep with a light on."

"If plastic bags could be used as currency, my mom would be on a Forbes list."