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Joke of the Day
"How did the Jewish Pedophile try to pick up kids? Hey, you kids wanna buy some candy?"
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"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently she left me yesterday."
"Why did the medium cross the road? To get to the other side."
"A shitty geometry joke What do you call a fancy bisexual scottish cane? An anglo biscepter"
"What does my penis have in common with JP Morgan Chase and Bank of America? They are all too Big To Fail."
"What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules? Draculaw"
"Steve Irwin died as he lived With animals in his heart."
"I asked my wife if she was up for a game of rape She said no I said that's the spirit"
"How to respond when asked if you watched the Super Bowl. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"what do exorcists and alcoholics have in common? They both treat their demons with spirits!"