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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't a rooster wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head"

"New guy at work is getting all the attention because of his third nipple... He wont stop milking it!"

"SM A Masochist walks up to a Sadist. Masochist: Hurt me. HURT ME! Sadist: No."

"Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes."

"How did Freddie Mercury do in school? He got straight ""gays"""

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke."

"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife"

"Glad my name's not Dan. Too much pressure to be the man."

"Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time? Or is that just stereotyping."

"[Halftime speech] Ok guys, we're down 56-0, but I see the problem. There's a typo in my game plan. It should say ""tackle"", not ""tickle""."