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Joke of the Day
"Shout-out to my grandma Because that's the only way she can hear me."
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"For what I lack in imagination, I more than make up for in something else."
"The guy who told me I sucked at tennis puns is failing as a comic. Serves him right."
"While in my car I drove beneath an overpass that was getting some work done on it I was under construction."
"My kids are always accusing me of having a ""favorite child"" which is ridiculous because I don't really like any of them."
"Doctor: Open your mouth (inserts tongue depressor) Me: Mmm, this tastes good. Dr: You should have tasted it when the Popcicle was on it!"
"What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore"
"To the middle-aged guy in front of me at the bookstore buying several martial arts books: Is that even legal with your lack of ponytail?"
"Guys, if you are ever watching Indecent Proposal' and your wife or girlfriend asks: ""Would you let someone sleep with me for $1,000,000?"" Just lie!!"
"Inventor of raisins: ""What do you like about grapes"" me: the juice part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither"