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Joke of the Day

"My mom: Asians are some of the safest people in the world... Me: There are asian gangs too My mom: And they're called study groups!"

"What Did I learn in Feminist Baking class? 1 Smash the Pastryarchy 2 We live in a Crepe Culture 3 Kale Privilege is going unchecked every day!"

"How tall is Luke Skywalker? Six foot force :)"

"No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics, but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg."

"[makes a voodoo doll of himself] [gives it a little back rub]"

"What did the buffalo call his gay kid? His BiSon."

"I was fired from my job in the pasta factory. I made a fusilli errors."

"Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina? Because droids can't get service."

"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."

"And on the 8th day, He said ""Oh I'll make carbs delicious AND fattening LOL!"""