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Joke of the Day

"My mom: Asians are some of the safest people in the world... Me: There are asian gangs too My mom: And they're called study groups!"

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? Because everyone around them will be giving them shit for it."

"One of the funniest vampire jokes ever! Never mind, it sucks."

"Did u hear about the new plane that's going to be 2000 ft long? it's going to be the longest flight ever"

"Japenese inmates on death row aren't given their date of death by the prison staff. I guess they just want to leave them hanging."

"NSFW What's the difference between foreplay and KFC? Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in."

"My really jacked friend shockingly ran out of protein powder today. He told me and I was like, No Whey"

"Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Cancer."

"If you lead a horse to pretzels and then to water, he will definitely drink."

"I would never let MY child act like that. -things my friends without kids say."