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Joke of the Day

"[makes a voodoo doll of himself] [gives it a little back rub]"

"Batman- See, kids? Even one extremely wealthy white male can make a difference."

"If Satan ever lost his hair... There would be hell toupee."

"June was sore. She scolded Ward Cleaver. ""You were awfully hard on the Beaver last night Ward!!"""

"Are they REALLY going to let GAYS play sports?!? What's next? EQUALITY? WOMEN VOTERS? WILL THIS EVER END? #romney2012"

"I once had a lot of arguments and rants with my bank manager. But then I decided to consolidate all my rants into one simple monthly outburst."

"""I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."""

"I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning"

"A priest, a rabbi and a duck all walk into a bar... [put your best punchlines in the comments, I couldn't think of anything]"

"How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram"