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Joke of the Day
"How tall is Luke Skywalker? Six foot force :)"
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"Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last book you read."
"What sound does a Hispanic pacman make? Guac-a Guac-a!"
"League of Legends Joke Why do Jews suck at jungling? Because they always get executed at the first camp."
"Overheard: ""I think that guy is listening to us."""
"Mom, mom, everyone at school says I have a big mouth... dont listen to them honey, but bring the shovel so I can give you your medicine."
"Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?"
"If dumping the last of your chips into the dip and eating it like cereal is wrong then I don't wanna be right."
"I grew a beard thinking it would say ""Distinguished Gentleman."" Instead, turns out it says, ""Senior Discount, Please!"""
"A man walks into a bar.... /r/im14andthisisdeep I might not be doing this right"