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Joke of the Day
"Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street."
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"Great... This guy double parked his porsche, and now I've got paint all in my keys."
"What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house? This place feels earie."
"My new years resolution is to stop biting my toenails. Nervous habit I picked up during all these meetings at work."
"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"Who is Donald Trump's favorite action star? Sylvester Small-Loan"
"What do you call the ghost of a detective? An inspectre."
"You Know You're Southern When... You know you're southern when your town has more syllables than letters."
"ladies call me a keyboard cus i'm always in front of the computer and i've got crumbs in all my crevices"
"You remind me of a beautiful star in the night sky... You each have your own gravitational pull."