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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat.. She fell in love and broke it"

"Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother? He can never find the Loki."

"Why is Jewish apple cake Jewish? Because it's baked in an oven..."

"So my girlfriend came over and wanted breakfast So I offered her my personal salami and if she tried hard enough she could get some dipping sauce as well"

"There was a young barmaid... There was a young barmaid from Sail, On her breasts were the prices of ale, And on her behind For the sake of the blind; Was the same information in braille."

"What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda? A Coke-o-nut."

"What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition? A navi-gator!"

"I think I might be a nihilist... not that it matters..."

"I heard this one from a crotchety old guy at Dunks yesterday What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire? Bernadette!"

"Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay."