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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your at a gay BBQ? The hotdogs taste like shit."
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"Please don't joke about WWII, my grandpa died in a KZ camp He fell down from the guard tower."
"Have you heard about the invention of the shovel? It was groundbreaking"
"""For people that are hungry but would also like something to drink."" Pitch for Soup"
"Why did Subway take Jared so seriously? It was obvious he was kidding."
"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"
"Ph.D students should not eat apples... Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
"Why was Hitler sent to the grocery store? He killed the juice."
"A green man lives in a green house. A red man lives in a red house. Who lives in the white house? the black man"
"Two homeless guys see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" the other says ""don't you think you should pet him first""."