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Joke of the Day

"A green man lives in a green house. A red man lives in a red house. Who lives in the white house? the black man"

"I just read the biography of the guy who invented Super Mario Bros. Did you know that when he was a kid people used to laugh at him when he would kill turtles with a hammer?"

"When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three. They have a very drei sense of humor."

"what do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hairline"

"Who decided to call them ""children"", and not 'snot machines'."

"If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one."

"Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop? Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)"

"[leaving a party] GF (holding 2 identical jackets): which one is yours ME: whichever one has a pancake in the pocket"

"Whats an African-American's favorite fare? Welfare."

"A conversation I had with an abusive child philosopher >ACP: What is love? >Me: Baby, don't hurt me."