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Joke of the Day

"Two homeless guys see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other ""I wish I could do that"" the other says ""don't you think you should pet him first""."

"We are all God`s children... so why is Jesus so special? thanks to Jimmy Carr for this one"

"What did the memory say to the processor? If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!"

"The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly."

"How do you change root beer in to a beer? Put it in a square cup"

"Safe sex is stupid. Safes can't get pregnant."

"Yes, it might be the wrong word but at least it is spelled correctly - autocorrect"

"I wonder if this conversation ever took place.. - Jesus, what is that over there? - Don't hang me up on it, but I think it's a cross."

"Pretty sure marriage was invented to help people overcome their fear of death."

"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"