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Joke of the Day

"Ph.D students should not eat apples... Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"Arrogant lady, owned ! Lady : I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! Man : If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't have a say in the matter."

"What's the similarity between the unborn Chinese female and this joke? [removed]"

"A true American cares about the red, white and blue Cause fuck the blacks"

"If I got in a fight, the first thing I'd do is take off my shirt so he could see the scars where I've burned myself ironing. He'd back down."

"For sale: Standards. Mint condition. Barely used."

"I like to ask girls if they wanna take a shower with me then hand them a ski mask and drive to Lowe's."

"Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same."

"Humour is of two types below the belt and above the forehead."

"Why is Thors bother so secretive? Because he tries to keep things Loki..."