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Joke of the Day

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer."

"I wish Laffy Taffy made a more modestly wrapped version for funerals and other occasions where laffing isn't appropriate."

"Hitler Joke Hitler is smarter than you. At least he knew when to kill himself. ( )"

"What happens when you fingerbang a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red."

"What has more lives than a cat? A frog -- it croaks every night."

"There once was a girl from Leith... who circumcized guys with her teeth. It wasnt for fame, or the love of the game, it was for the cheese underneath."

"Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels."

"What do they do when the Queen has a baby? Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby? Fire the dirty old Canon."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"

"Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine? When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week."