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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"

"Pizza places, we don't want cheesy bread. Pizza is cheesy bread."

"I'd eat more chicken if it was branded as ""Tuna of the Land."""

"10 there are 10 types of humans: the ones who understand binary code and the ones who dont"

"What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it."

"Girls love shoes... so if she throws one at you, you know she's really pissed off."

"Told to me today by a random toddler Her: Knock, knock Me: Who's there? Banana Banana who? Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? Best telling of that joke ever."

"Which is the month in which women talk the least? February... because it has the least number of days"

"Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to? Chopin"

"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war. The librarian replies, ""Fuck off, you'll lose it."""