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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"

"If I were a kidnapper, I'd drive around telling adults there's naps in the van."

"Playing video games cost me my life. Luckily, I've almost collected 100,000 Space Eggs from the Planet Zogg so I'll get another one."

"How is a pirate like a trumpet player? They both murder on the high C's."

"I went to McDonald's yesterday and said, ""I'd like some fries"" The girl at the counter said, ""Would you like some fries with that?"""

"What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile? ""To the Batmobile!"""

"In A Error At 99% Completed Understanding A Girl: . . . This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File. At The Speed Of 2kbps. Which Ends Up.. In A Error At 99% Completed!"

"The road to Hell is paved with everything that feels like Heaven."

"Bruce Willis reaches for his iPhone but accidentally grabs his iPad and screams because he thinks he's shrunk"

"Just had to ask myself, ""What would a competent person do in this situation?"""